oil jobs in the niger delta

Exciting Job Opportunities in the Niger Delta Our client, a Niger Delta Militant Group with branches in strategic locations throughout all the six South-South states of Nigeria is seeking to expand its operations to Abuja , the Federal Capital territory. This expansion has brought about vacancies for qualified and experienced young officers. The positions are: Area Head, Kidnapping: The successful applicant who will report to the Executive Council, and the Executive Director, Abuja , is expected to possess the following competencies: 1) Minimum of 10 years experience in militant agitation. (Membership of Al-qaeda, Hamas or other similar organisation will be an added advantage) 2) Fluent knowledge of Hausa, Ijaw, English, Italian and German 3) Expert ability to distinguish between Oyinbos and Albinos 4) Ability to swim in deep waters 5) Ability to recognise fake/marked naira notes by sight 6) Ability to easily recognise all Senators and Ministers of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Evidence of previous successful kidnap of BIG MEN must be provided (pictures preferable) Photographer: 1) Minimum of 5 years experience taking photos in war zones. (Domestic fights do not qualify as war zones for these purposes) 2) Proficiency in the use of explosives as camera lighting. 3) Knowledge of the different skin tones of expatriates, as an aid to taking high-quality pictures, is a must. 4) Proficiency in the use of Adobe Photoshop, and Internet photo uploading software is a must. Please include a portfolio of previous photo-samples (must contain kidnapped persons OR be taken in war-zones OR be nightshots in blackspots like Oshodi, 3rd Mainland bridge, Apongbon, etc) Militant Trainee: 1) Candidates must be between the ages of 13 and 50, be at least 4m tall, and may be male or female. 2) Minimum of Nursery School/Kindergarten certificate. 3) Jobless university graduates, and serving policemen will be given special consideration. 4) Possession of jungle boots and face mask is a must. 5) Preference will be given to persons with knowledge of foreign European languages, and persons with the ability to swim. Renumeration: Very attractive, competitive, and comparable with industry standards (payments in foreign currencies). Official guns, boats and grenades will be provided. Excellent training, involving offshore secondment ( Iraq , Afghanistan etc) from time to time Regular appearance on CNN, Alaaroye, Time Magazine, The Economist and other International magazines. Excellent networking opportunities with Nigerian politicians, oil magnates, and foreign businessmen. Interested applicants should forward their applications and detailed curriculum militae within two weeks to: militant_recruitmen t@OsamaConsultin g.com

Total vacancies

Total Plc (refining marketing) is recruiting a retails sales exeutive. Candidate must have a degree in Chemical Engineering and 2-3 years of marketing experience. The job description includes: To ensure sales budget in the zone are budget; to ensure proper distribution of products through order booking and follow up; to control and monitor dealers activities; to ensure proper stocks management at the station; to ensure proper implementation of daily payment system at the station; to propose new plots and private developers affiliation; to do prompt and adequate reporting of periodic activities at the stations; ensure monthly reconciliation of account; to ensure that all policies aimed at sales improvement and target realization are observed; to ensure training of staff when new projects are launched. You must apply asap. Interested? Click on the link-http://www.careers.total.com/careersFO/careers/detailOffre?OFF_ID=10002265&$DTO_SESSION$LANGUE_0=EN.

Oil Jobs

A consultant firm is recruiting fresh graduate for its client who recently bought an oil-well in Nigeria and about to develop it. Apply because I discovered is working. Only If you have the following requirement: A. Dregree, HND, NCE and ND with Upper credit, Merit B. Consultant fee of #500 to Olusola O. of Acct. 0110001013613 (Oceanic Bank) C Use the number of the payment slip as subject of your e-mail D. Send your curriculum vitae and current passport photograph to the Head of Human Resource: chrisdhumrs@yahoo.co.uk